kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,

Farting at Tiffany's

This will tickle your funny bone!! (if you understand a good humour)

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over the display case to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a handsome young salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the aplomb one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'indiscretion', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam....if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price".

via Sharifah Khatijah

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