kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
kheru2006
kheru2006

Why British think 80% of M'sians come to UK to study law?


 

 

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia

 

Visitor: Why do you say that?


Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years and I'd  say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.


Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.


Officer: Just you watch then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along and I bet he's here to read law.


Visitor waits for 5 mins. Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to  immigration counter.
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?


Ah Chong: Study lorr...

 

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