kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,

Modern dictionary or thesaurus

Wonderfully described definitions. .......

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes

MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER: A banker provided by nature

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

via  "asmah ahmad"

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