kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
kheru2006
kheru2006

Modern dictionary or thesaurus




Wonderfully described definitions. .......

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on






CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either



COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece



TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!



ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before



CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read



DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!



OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life



YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth



DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip



OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"



BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early



CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present



SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!



EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes



MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!



FATHER: A banker provided by nature



POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later



via  "asmah ahmad"
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