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Chong worried over emphasis on exam results

JERANTUT: An education system that only emphasises good examination results is worrying, said Deputy Education Minister Chong Sin Woon.

In reacting to the sad case where a bright teenager was believed to have taken his own life over a tough SPM subject paper, Chong said there was more to life than the number of As scored in examinations.

“That is not the first time it has happened. Education’s main objectives are supposed to enhance our children’s knowledge, thinking, observation skills and judgment capabilities.

“It is not about the number of As they can score in their exams,” he said at a Chinese cultural show held to raise funds for five Chinese vernacular schools here on Wednesday night.

Recounting an incident at a recent event he attended, Chong said press photographers had requested pupils who scored straight As in the UPSR to pose for a group photograph but there were still two others in their seats.

“While the straight As pupils went up on stage to get their photograph taken, the two who did not score straight As felt left out and started crying.

“How did our education come to this level that we place so much emphasis on just results? Even at the UPSR level, we are already putting so much pressure on our children,” said Chong.

Ong Han Sean The STAR Home News Nation 27 November 2015


Malay Jokes (Jenaka Melayu) - Sejarah Melayu or Malaysian History

Dilarang senyum atau ketawa semasa menjawab, kalau tidak anda akan digagalkan di Ujian SPM.

Do not laugh or you will be disqualified from taking the SPM examination.

1. Siapakah yang membuka Melaka? Who discovered Melaka?
a. Param
b. Parameswari
c. Paramugari Terlampau
d. Parameswara
e. Parang Kontot

2. Pada tahun 1771, seorang penjelajah Inggeris telah tiba di sebuah kawasan yang dikenali sebagai New Hebrides, siapakah dia?
In 1771, an English explorer landed in New Hebrides. Who was he?
a. Kapten Hook
b. Kapten Crook
c. Kapten Cook
d. Kapten Cool
e. Kapten Boleh

3. Siapakah yang pernah menjadi pemerintah Sarawak? Who was once the ruler of Sarawak?
a. Brooke Shields
b. James Beruk
c. James Bond
d. Sapok Biki
e. James Brooke

4. Siapakah yang membuka Pulau Pinang? Who founded Penang?
a. Torch Light
b. Traffic Light
c. Francisca Peters
d. Light and Easy
e. Francis Light

5. Salah seorang pahlawan melayu terbilang? A famous Malay warrior?
a. Tuk Janggut
b. Tuk Misai
c. Tuk Sideburn
d. Tuk Misai A Galak
e. Tuk Bulu Hidung

6. Pahlawan Melayu di Pahang? A Malay warrior in Pahang?
a. Mat Kilau
b. Mat Silau
d. Mat Sentul
e. Mat Rempit

7. Siapakah Residen Inggeris di Negeri Perak yang dibunuh oleh Datuk Maharajalela? Who was the British resident in Perak that was assassinated by Datuk Maharajalela?
a. Jawa Jerongos
b. J.W.W Birch
c. Jay Jay
d. J.W.Marriot
e. Jawa Rangers

8. Negara manakah yang menjajah Tanah Melayu selepas Portugis? Who ruled Melaka after the Portuguese?
a. Ayam Belanda
b. Bela Anda
c. Blender
d. Belanda
e. Blunder

9. Apakah antara hantaran yang diminta Puteri Gunung Ledang kepada Sultan Melaka? What were requested by the Princess of Mount Ophir from the Sultan of Melaka?
a. 7 dulang hati nyamuk
b. 7 dulang tongkeng ayam
c. 7 dulang tahi hidung
d. 7 dulang tahi lalat
e. 7 dulang gigi arnab

10. Siapakah puteri Pahang yang mencintai Hang Tuah? Who was the Pahang princess that fell in love with Hang Tuah?
a. Tun Mahathir
b. Tan Tin Tun
c. Tun Tak Tahu Eja
d. Tun Teja
e. Arnold Susahanakeja

11. Siapakah puteri Negeri China yang berkahwin dengan Sultan Melaka? Who was the Chinese princess that married the Sultan of Melaka?
a. Puteri Hang Li Po
b. Puteri Kepala Hotak Hang!
c. Puteri Opah Hang!
d. Puteri Hang Go Poh
e. Puteri Hang Cing

12. Ikan apakah yang melanggar Singapura? What fish attacked Singapore?
a. Ikan Bilis
b. Ikan Masin
c. Ikan Kembung Masak Asam
d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi
e. Ikan Todak

13. Siapakah Ketua Kominis Malaya? Who was the head of the Communist Party of Malaya?
a. CIMB Bank
b. Chin Peng
c. Soh Chin Aun
d. Chim Pan Zee
e. Chin Chau

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