kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
kheru2006
kheru2006

What he said - I like this !!



I love this ....... Women sure have got character !!




H
 E 
 Said To M E ! 


He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
 



He said to me .. . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but
 fart 




He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . .....
 Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 




He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don't have time.
 



He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
 




He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
 




He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said. . . A widow.
 




He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. 


Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 





SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!



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