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Learn A Word A Day : Necrophilia ~ A Rewind

 LEARN A WORD A DAY: NECROPHILIA

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person).

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"


SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME…

GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.


via "Sharifah Khatijah Syed Abdul Rahman Al-Attas"
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