kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,

No one believes seniors

 No  one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are  senile.
An  elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood  sweethearts and had moved back to their old  neighborhood after they retired. Holding  hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked,  so they entered,and  found the old desk they had  shared, where Andy had carved “I  love you, Sally.”

On  their way back home, a bag of money fell out of  an armored car, practically  landing
 at  their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do  with it, they took it home.  There,  she counted the money - fifty thousand  dollars! 

Andy  said, “We’ve  got to give it back.” 

Sally  said, “Finders  keepers.” She  put the money back in the bag and hid it in their  attic. 

The  next day, two police  officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the  money,  and knocked on their door. “Pardon  me, did either of you find a bag that fell out  of  an armored car yesterday?” 

Sally  said, “No”. 

Andy  said, “She’s  lying. She hid it up in the attic.” 

Sally  said, “Don’t  believe him, he’s  getting senile.” 
The  agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One  said: “Tell  us the story from  the  beginning.” 

Andy  said, “Well,  when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday  ....” 

The  first police officer turned  to his partner and said, “We’re  outta here!” 









(My Favorite)   Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But it's then that everything else
starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out !  

 via "Sharifah Khatijah Syed Abdul Rahman Al-Attas"


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