March 18th, 2009

Paling Pemalas (resend to some)

Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah negeri dimana semua rakyatnya amat rajin belaka tidak ada yang malas. Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku

Katanya : "saya adalah yang paling malas"

Raja pun bertanya : "apa tahap malas awak?"

Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :"kalau saya hendak makan, ada orang yang
menyuapkan saya".

Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi  : "Saya lebih malas lagi dari
dia tuanku".

Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : "sampai mana pulak tahap malas awak?"

Maka  jawabnya  : "Kalau saya makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong
kunyahkan".

Raja pun terdiam.

 

Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki datang kepadanya sambil berkata: "saya adalah yang paling malas tuanku".

Raja pun bertanya: "bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?"

Budak itu pun menjawab  : "
Nak cerite pun malas".

 

 

"Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <fuad9_99@yahoo.com>

 

Jangan Tension

The moment you are in TENSION
The moment you are in TENSION

 
You will lose your ATTENTION
You will lose your ATTENTION

 
Then you are in total CONFUSION
Then you are in total CONFUSION

 
This may spoil your personal RELATIONS
This may spoil your personal RELATIONS

 
Intimately, you won't get COOPERATION
Intimately, you won't get COOPERATION

 
And get things into COMPLICATION
And get things into COMPLICATION

 
Then you may raise CAUTION
Then you may raise CAUTION

 
And you have to take MEDICATION
And you have to take MEDICATION

 
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION

 
And try to think about the SOLUTION
And try to think about the SOLUTION

 
Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION
Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION

 
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION

 
Don't think this is a free SUGGESTION
Don't think this is a free SUGGESTION

 
It is only for your PREVENTION
It is only for your PREVENTION

 
If you understand my INTENTION
If you understand my INTENTION

 
You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!
You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

 
Friends Are Forever
Friends Are Forever

 




"Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <fuad9_99@yahoo.com>

Today is world's online buddy day


Send this to as many friends as you possibly can especially the person that sent to you and if you get it back, you truly will know who your friends are. You have 30 seconds start

Happy Hearts Day!
Happy Hearts Day!

U R SPECIAL AS THOSE FLOWERS BLOSSOM WITH PRETTY SMELLS..tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!
You are so special!
 
Today is world's online buddy day
Today is world's online buddy day

"Today is world's online buddy day. Send this to your online friends even me if I'm one of them And see how many you get today" 10 Roses for You. You are receiving these roses because you are a special person! Each rose symbolizes a special wish from me to you.
 
One Rose for Long Friendship
One Rose for Long Friendship

 
One for Success
One for Success

 
One Rose for Unconditional Love
One Rose for Unconditional Love

 
One for Everlasting Happiness
One for Everlasting Happiness

 
One Rose For Financial Wealth
One Rose For Financial Wealth

 
One for Knowledge
One for Knowledge

 
One for Beauty, inner and outer
One for Beauty, inner and outer

 
One for Family
One for Family

 
One for Honesty
One for Honesty

 
And the last one for a long and healthly life
And the last one for a long and healthly life

 
For every friend you send these roses to,
For every friend you send these roses to, your wish will come one month sooner
 
This is a friend test.
This is a friend test.

Send this to as many friends as you possibly can especially the person that sent to you and if you get it back, you truly will know who your friends are. You have 30 seconds start.
 



Contributed by : "salmas masleh" natasya_que@yahoo.com via "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <fuad9_99@yahoo.com>

The Funny Farm- Your turn will come

16 March 2009 - Monday

Dear Friends !

On occasions, my dear  friend   in Canton,  China would email an  article and today, she shares this lovely poem   with us. Please do read it .............

 

 

 

When an old lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Dundee, Scotland , Great Britain, it was believed that she had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through her  meagre  possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital

One nurse took her copy to Ireland

The old lady's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the North Ireland Association for Mental  Health. ( or in Malaysia TR ( Tanjung Rambutan)

A slide presentation has also been made based on her simple, but eloquent poem. And this little old Scottish lady, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging  across the Internet.

Crabby Old Woman

What do you see, nurses.....What do you see?
 
What are you thinking......When you're looking at me?
 
A crabby old woman..........Not very wise,
 
Uncertain of habit,..........With faraway eyes?
 
Who dribbles her food ........ And makes no reply.
 
When you say in a loud voice.......'I do wish you'd try!'

Who seems not to notice .........The things that you do.
 
And forever is losing ..............A stocking or shoe?
 
Who, resisting or not,.............. Lets you do as you  will,

With bathing and feeding, .............. The long day to fill?

Is that what you're thinking?.........Is that what you see?

Then open your eyes, nurse,.....You're not looking at me.
 
I'll tell you who I am ...........As I sit here so still.

As I do at your bidding,............ As I eat at your will.

I'm a small child of ten.............With a father and mother,
 
Brothers and sisters.........Who love one another.
 
A young girl of sixteen...........With wings on her feet.
 
Dreaming that soon now ........ A lover she'll meet.
 
A bride soon at twenty, .............My heart gives a leap,

Remembering the vows............... That I promised to keep.

At twenty-five now,..................... I have young of my own,

Who need me to guide .............. And a secure happy  home.

A woman of thirty,.................... My young now grown fast,

Bound to each other..................... With ties that should last.

At forty, my young sons..............Have grown and are gone,

But my man's beside me.....................To see I don't mourn.

At fifties once more,..........babies play around my knee
 
Again we know children,........... My loved one and me.
 
Dark days are upon me,.......................My husband is  dead,

I look at the future,.............................I shudder  with dread.

For my young are all rearing...young of their own,

And I think of the years.......... And the love that I've known.
 
I'm now an old woman.............. And nature is  cruel,
  
Tis jest to make old age ......Look like a fool.
 
The body, it crumbles,............ Grace and vigor depart,
 
There is now a stone.......... Where I once had a heart.
 
But inside this old carcass.......A young girl still dwells,

And now and again,..............My battered heart swells.
 
I remember the joys,........... I remember the pain,
 
And I'm loving and living.......... Life over again
 
I think of the years.................... All too few, gone too fast.

And accept the stark fact.......That nothing can last.

So open your eyes, people,............Open and see,
 
Not a crabby old woman;..........Look closer.....see,.....ME!!

To the "Young Ones"  - as  Cliff Richard  said. Your turn will come one day, if you live that long !

The Young Ones - Darlin' we are the Young Ones,

 

 

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who  you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within.....

We will all, one day, be there, too just as the sun rises each day!

 

 

YOU CAN SHARE THIS POEM IF YOU SO WISH.  IT WILL OPEN HEARTS & SOULS

 

 

"sh_khatijah@yahoo.com" <sh_khatijah@yahoo.com>