May 28th, 2009

English Skills ..True or False?

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!   



A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.

Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...


When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'


Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'..

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.



"nor asma ismail" <naaemy@yahoo.com>

Cara Mencegah Flu Babi paling efektif..Versi Indo

Saling Berkongsi Informasi………..

Cara mencegah penularan flu babi:





1. Jangan berjabat tangan dengan babi yang sedang flu (selain akan tertular flu oleh babi, anda juga akan dianggap orang gila)
 


2. Jangan berciuman dengan babi yang sedang flu (apalagi yang ini, anda ga mau kan diliat orang sedang berciuman dengan babi)


3. Cucilah tangan setelah anda bergulat dengan babi di kandang babi
 


3.. Jangan suka mengucapkan kata babi ke pada orang lain (babi lu......)


4. Jangan tidur sebelah babi


5. Jangan menerima babi sebagai teman Anda di facebook karena dia dapat mengharvest teman2 Anda di facebook


6. Jikapun Anda memang memelihara babi, sediakan selalu sapu tangan/tissue untuk babi-babi Anda menutup hidung dan mulutnya bila bersin.


7. Hindarilah berenang di kolam renang babi, setidaknya untuk saat ini.


8. Jangan memforward email ini ke babi-babi, dikhawatirkan mereka jadi tau sehingga mencari cara penularan lain
 


9. Hindari memakai segala asesori babi (kaos gambar babi, anting2 babi, kalung babi, ikat pinggang sabuk babi, dll), babi-babi yang sedang flu itu mungkin akan mengira Anda adalah simpatisan babi, sehingga kemungkinan mereka akan menyerbu Anda untuk meminta perlindungan karena saat ini banyak yang memburu mereka untuk membunuhnya.

10.Salah satu yang juga penting adalah agar para babi ngepet untuk segera menyadarkan diri dan kembali ke jalan yang benar sebelum mereka menciptakan varian baru virus tersebut; flu babi ngepet.

"seman xxxx" <semansalleh@hotmail.com>

KDPOUM Feb 2009 Kumpulan 4 ~ Farewell

Today is May 28, 2009. The KDPOUM Feb 2009 had their last paper yesterday and it's time for them to go back to school while waiting for their results and to be enrolled as the "oxford university of malaysia" students. For almost 14 weeks they acted as students i.e. back to school days; and now they will be on holidays, a timely period for them.


This is my 3,4 group of students that I had with me and soon some will again be with me during the weekdays, insyaallah. Normal for the group to celebrate with a  small ceremony celebrating their days together. A tradition maybe that they meet for the last time before going seperate ways, and normally they didn't forget their "tutors" and it will always come with a token or gift. Their thoughts were memorable like the one you see below. As always its the thought that counts and again to my "students" thank you and my prayers will always be with you.



This gift was given by KDPOUM Feb 2009 Kumpulan 4 on May 28, 2009.
Thank you for the lovely gift and thoughts.


This gift was given by KDPOUM Feb 2009 Kumpulan 2 on May 28, 2009.
This was given on May 28, 2009. Thank you.



This gift was given by KDPOUM Feb 2009 Kumpulan 5 on May 29, 2009.
Thank you.




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To all, may you dream come true and may you be the proud of the nation. Wasalam.