February 2nd, 2010

Amazing Anagrams! ~ Rewind


This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there
must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!



PRESBYTERIAN
:
When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER
:
When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER


DESPERATION
:
When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES
! :!
When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE
:
! When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS



DORMITORY
:
When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM


SLOT MACHINES
:
When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY
:
When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS
:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS
:
When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT
:

When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES
:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO
:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW
:
When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER


Your friends might not have seen this one!!!
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS

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How To Dance In The Rain ~ Rewind


Maybe some of you have received this beautiful message from this e-mail BUT I would like to share again your thoughts on this beautiful message 


How to Dance in the Rain

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. 

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.  

 The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. 

He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease..

 As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. 

He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.  

 I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?' 

He smiled as he patted my hand and said,   

 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.'   

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arms, and thought,

'That is the kind of love I want in my life.' 

True love is neither physical, nor romantic.  

 True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.  


With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message. This is one of those.  

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did.  

  'Life isn't about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain

 
 via "Sharifah"

Geography of A Woman


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like  Africa: half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
  Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like  Spain: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like  Greece: gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like  Great Britain: with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like  Israel: has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like  Canada: self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes  Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

 

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

 

Between 1 and 90, a man is like  Iran:  ruled by nuts.

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Hair Cut Tells the Truth (Malaysian Jokes)



Once, there was a very kind old barber in New York .....

One day, a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he pays the barber but the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen of roses waiting at his door.

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also pays the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also pays the barber after the cut. And the barber says: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Malaysian software engineer is happy and leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there....



Can you guess?



Do you know the answer yet?







Come on la.... , think like a Malaysian.....




Come on we're Malaysian...., there is something NOT nothing......





a dozen Malaysians waiting for a free haircut....(Malaysia Boleh!)
 



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