March 5th, 2010

Where to Cross The Border ? ~ Rewind



  
  If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
  You get 12 years Hard Labour.
   
  If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
  You Are Detained Indefinitely.
   
  If You Cross The Afghan Border
  Illegally, You Get Shot.
   
  If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
  You Will Be Jailed.
   
  If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
  You May Never Be Heard Again.
   
  If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
  You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
   
  If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
  You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
   
  If You Enter Britain Illegally
  You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
   
  If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
  
  YOU GET:
   
  -  MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
  -  A Driving License,
  -  Voting Rights
  -  Job Reservation,
  -  Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
  -  Credit Cards,
  -  Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
  -  Free Education,
  -  Free Health Care,
 
 Oh Malaysia , what a great country!!

  Saya Anak Bangsa Malaysia  http://sayaanakbangsamalaysia.net/

via "nirmala devi"
 

How People In China Queue Up



China 's technique of queing up...


This is a typical example. In Beijing 's railway station people are queuing to buy a railway ticket.  It is impossible to jump queue.

 

You are wrong if you think only the Beijingers do that!


Look at Here's how the Sizhuan people queue up.
 
 

Would you want to put your hands together?  But it's not easy to break a chain.


Here's the joke:

In Beijing a man complained that the queue in the MTR had caused his wife's miscarriage,
 
Another man complained that it was no big deal because in Shanghai the queue had made his wife pregnant! 

 




Amazing pics!




THE GERMAN ARTISTS ARE AT IT AGAIN...


Here  are 7 pictures of European trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling  are painted on the sides and back.

The first one is  of a  bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the  side  of the trailer..

 



 

The  second is of canvas tote bag.

 

The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.  

 


The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back  over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards. (Now this one is just plain scary, even when the German reads  'On the  wrong way?') 


 


The  fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it. 

 



The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the  company  that sells the books.

 


 The  last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The 'inside' of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.


 


 Chinese Proverb:
'When someone shares something of value with you, and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.


"asmah ahmad"