June 4th, 2010

Kisah Budak Tiga Ekoq

 

Di sebuah kg ada 3 org remaja yg suka lepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali, sorang tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni menybbkan tok imam x senang duduk. Pd satu hari tok imam tu dtg dgn niat nak tarbiyah depa ni.

Maka berlakulah bbrp insiden cabar-mencabar.Tok imam tu cabar si mangkuk 3 ekor tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nnt.

Si Ali pun berkata, "Tok imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nnt kami buktikan yg kami bkn la jahil sgt spt yg disangkakan" .

Maka apb hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pegilah malaun 3 ekor tu ke surau.

Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan,"Allah Ta'ala... Allah Ta'ala..." Dgn segera tok imam merampas mikrofon drp Ali & menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terselah kejahilan Ali.

Selepas iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat takbiratul ihram.Tok imam pun satu hal, angkat sekali x khusyuk, angkat 2x pun x khusyuk jgk lg..

Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. "Tok,tok duduk kat belakang, biar saya jadi imam."
Tok imam pun undur le ke belakang.

Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. "Allahu akbar!" Maka para makmum pun ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si Budin ni pusing ke belakang dan berkata, "Aa, tengok! Sekali jee tokkkk!!"

Lalu batallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil ketawa terbhk2.

Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke depan jadi imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis sembahyang.Siap dg wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si Ciko niii...

Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni... Tapi dgn bongkaknye si Ciko berkata,

"He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu.Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang. He heee..."

Tok imam pun terkedu & terpana...



via "nikman"

Lipstick In School

Dedicated to teachers among us.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs was recently faced with an unusual problem . A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints . Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back . Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done . She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man . She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses) .

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required . He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it .

The silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited and apparently someone fainted . Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror . There are teachers . . . and then there are educators.


*"If you don't have the best of everything, just make the best of everything you have."

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via "asmah ahmad"

Everyone ask me why i smoke so much




Everyone ask me why i smoke so much and how I started smoking. It's sad actually but then here's why ....


 I was not like this in the first place ,
actually I was like this

 
 
Until I saw this girl .. cute isn't she ... ? 

I like her so much that I told a lot of truth and lies to her ,
example "you are soooooooo cute"


 And I promised her a lot ..............


 I gave her a costly gift on Feb 14th  .. like this ...
.


 I gave her a shock like this when she accepted my proposal ...

 
I used to talk all night and do this at the office ....

 
When ever I go out with my girlfriend , my friends used to give me this look ... 


 
Then I used to give them a pose like this ...


 At last my girlfriend gave me the roses like this  .. and went away

 
I didn't know what to do, where to go ... 


 
.. then I got my precious ...

 
 .. and I started smoking and drinking ..

.
and that's  my story ...


via "nikman"


Oh My God Extra ..



 

Oh My God Extra ... what can you say about this .. ?

 
 
The greatest licker of all time  .. she who licks a lot ....


Pulling , stretching ...



Rainbow , punkies or what ?




 

 


Spilling or drying the pool



My kind of .... girl .. pppurrrgghh

Happy Birthday ... lady, gran ... ?



The Real OOOOOhhh Myyyyy Goooddd .. !


via "nikman"

Funny Ways To Fix




 

There, I Fixed It. Repair job done by individuals often look hilarous, dumb or ridiculous, especially when these people have never repaired anything in their whole life. It's your chance to have fun or adopt new ideas on how to fix different things!



































via "nikman"