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Pada suatu petang sepasang teruna dan dara duduk di bawah sepohon pokok sambil menikmati suasana indah di tepi pantai Port Dickson.
Teruna : Apo bondo eh ??
Teruna : Abang cubolah.. camano tuh..
Teruna : Alahai ...Sonang nak mampuih....bughung bondo idup, kapa teghobang tidak..boto tak ?
Teruna : Bughung kocik dan kapa teghobang bosa gilo.......
Teruna : Bughung ringan...kapa teghobang boghek gilo....
Teruna : Apo nih..somuo eh salah..apo jawapan ehh..??
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband, Bob's best friend.
They have had sex for hours. The wife is on top riding him when the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation. .. (She is speaking in a cheery voice)
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you."
Still riding up and down on her lover's dick, she goes on,
"That sounds terrific. Great! See you on Sunday evening, love ya. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks,
"Who was that?" "Oh" she replies, "that was Bob telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you!"
Why do Sharks swim circles around you before attacking?
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.