August 14th, 2010

Cerito Bughung .... Ulangan



  Hanya untuk PGSX18  dan dibaca selopeh maghrib sajo .. jangan kato esei tak cakap yo !



 

Pada suatu petang sepasang teruna dan dara duduk di bawah sepohon pokok sambil menikmati suasana indah di tepi pantai Port Dickson


Dara : Abang sayang tak kek den..??
 
Teruna : Dah tontulah sayang..apo hal eh pulak tanyo nih..? 
Dara : Sajo, yo...abangggg. .eden ado satu toka toki nih..??

Teruna : Apo bondo eh ?? 
Dara : Kalau abang sayang kek den..kono jawab dongan boto2 tau²....

Teruna : Abang cubolah.. camano tuh.. 
Dara : Kalau abang bot02 pandai..cubo sobutkan bezo eh antaro bughung dan kapa    teghobang

Teruna : Alahai ...Sonang nak mampuih....bughung bondo idup, kapa teghobang tidak..boto tak ? 
Dara : Salah... cubo laei..

Teruna : Bughung kocik dan kapa teghobang bosa gilo....... 
Dara : Salahhhhhhhhhh. . cubo laei..ni poluang terakhir tau

Teruna : Bughung ringan...kapa teghobang boghek gilo.... 
Dara : somuo eh salah...!! apo la punyo lombab.. hahahahah.

Teruna : Apo nih..somuo eh salah..apo jawapan ehh..?? 
Dara : Dongar botul² yo..Kapa Teghobang bilo naik..makin lamo makin kocikk... 'BUGHUNG' lak makin naik makin memBOSAAAAAAAAA. ..!! 
hwah..hwah.. hwah..

 

"nikman"


Husband's Fishing Trip ~ Rewind

 Read after Maghrib prayers and PGSX18 .. don't say I didn't warned you .. !



A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband, Bob's best friend.

They have had sex for hours. The wife is on top riding him when the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver.

Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation. .. (She is speaking in a cheery voice)

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you."

Still riding up and down on her lover's dick, she goes on,

"That sounds terrific. Great! See you on Sunday evening, love ya. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks,

"Who was that?" "Oh" she replies, "that was Bob telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you!"




"nikman"

Why Sharks Circle around you before attacking?

Why do Sharks swim circles around you before attacking?



 Two great  white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken  ship.  

"Follow me, son."  the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of  people.

 

 "Well  done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

 "Now we  eat everybody." And they did.

 
When they  were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them  all at first?
 
Why did we  swim around and around them? 
 
His wise  father replied,

"Because they taste better without the shit inside!"





"nikman"