November 1st, 2010

Wise and Positive Words Nov 1

 Inspiration by Great Women!

The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul. ~ Rona Barrett

"As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around." -- Oprah Winfrey

"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman." -- Anais Nin

Soalang Bocor Sejaghoh 2020

Soalang Sejaghoh 2020

Jangang buke kertas soalang sehingge di kabor, Anda ade 20 minit untuk menjawab semue 15 Soalang, bulatkang jawapang anda. Dang jawab semue soalang.

"Dilarang merokok, menghisap ganja, morfine, syabu, dada, minum ubat batuk, arak, daun ketum, makan metadone, sebutec, pil ketamin, pil kuda, pil ekstasi, pil perancang semasa menjawab, kalau tidak anda akan diGAGALkan."


1. Siapakah yang membuka Melaka?

a. Param

b. Parameswari

c. Paramugari Terlampau

d. Parameswara

e. Parang Kontot


2. Pada tahun 1771, seorang penjelajah Inggeris telah tiba di sebuah kawasan yang dikenali sebagai New Hebrides , siapakah dia?

a. Kapten Hook

b. Kapten Crook

c. Kapten Cook

d. Kapten Cool

e. Kapten Boleh


3. Siapakah yang pernah menjadi pemerintah Sarawak ?

a. Brooke Shields

b. James Beruk

c. James Bond

d. Sapok Biki

e. James Brooke


4. Siapakah yang membuka Pulau Pinang?

a. Torch Light

b. Traffic Light

c. Francisca Peters

d. Light and Easy

e. Francis Light


5. Salah seorang pahlawan melayu terbilang...

a. Tuk Janggut

b. Tuk Misai

c. Tuk Sideburn

d. Tuk Misai A Galak

e. Tuk Bulu Hidung


6. Pahlawan Melayu di Pahang..

a. Mat Kilau

b. Mat Silau

c. M Daud Kilau

d. Mat Sentul

e. Mat Rempit


7. Siapakah Residen Inggeris di Negeri Perak yang dibunuh oleh Datuk Maharajalela?

a. Jawa Jerongos

b. J.W.W Birch

c. Jay Jay

d. J.W.Marriot

e. Jawa Rangers


8. Negara manakah yang menjajah Tanah Melayu selepas Portugis?

a. Ayam Belanda

b. Bela Anda

c. Blender

d. Belanda

e. Blunder


9. Apakah antara hantaran yang diminta Puteri Gunung Ledang kepada Sultan Melaka?

a. 7 dulang hati nyamuk

b. 7 dulang tongkeng ayam

c. 7 dulang tahi hidung

d. 7 dulang tahi palat

e. 7 dulang tahi cicak


10. Siapakah puteri Pahang yang mencintai Hang Tuah?

a. Tun Mahathir

b. Tan Tin Tun

c. Tun Ling Leong Sik

d. Tun Teja

e. Tun Hasmah Md Ali


11. Siapakah puteri Negeri China yang berkahwin dengan Sultan Melaka?

a. Puteri Hang Li Po

b. Puteri Kepala Otak Hang!

c. Puteri Opah Hang!

d. Puteri Hang Go Poh

e. Puteri Hang Ten


12. Ikan apakah yang melanggar Singapura?

a. Ikan Bilis

b. Ikan Masin

c. Ikan Kembung Masak Asam

d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi

e. Ikan Todak


13. Siapakah Ketua Kominis Malaya ?

a. CIMB Bank

b. Chin Peng

c. Soh Chin Aun

d. Chim Pan Zee

e. Chin Chau


14. Siapakah diantara berikut adalah Laksamana Melaka yang terbilang?

a. Hang Tuah

b. Hang Buah

c. Hang Limau Kasturi

d. Hang Kuah

e. Putera Shazlan

15. Laksamana manakah yang derhaka kepada Sultan Melaka?

a. Hang Sebat

b. Hang Lebat

c. Hang Jebat

d. Hang Berat

e. Hang Peh

Hator kang jawapang anda melalui e-mail kepade Propt Awang Nazing di alamat email nazim328@yahoo.com . Terime kasih.

Divorce after 35 years..... (Repost)

Divorce after 35 years…Very nice story

 


 


An elderly man in California calls his son in New York and says,

"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls California immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up. 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for 
our wedding anniversary and paying their own air fare!"

MORAL:

No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.

The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.

via rodzi um



Father Kills Boy And Eats Him For Hitting His Son (bizarre)



 

 

 

Vengeful father in Naawan town in Misamis Oriental killed his son's rival, carved out meat from his body and shared it with his drinking buddies! Senior Inspector Carlos Oliveros, Naawan police station chief, said
residents found the remains of 16-year-old Rey Dadoles in a grassy portion of Barangay Mat-i last Friday.

Oliveros said Dadoles died after suffering 22 hack wounds. He said flesh was carved out of the boy's ribs and some of the body parts were also missing. He said Dadoles was brutally killed by Jovencio Tuyor and three other persons. "They took some parts of the boy's body. Tuyor ate the victim's flesh,". Tuyor admitted in an interview that he killed the boy. He said he only retaliated for his son, who was hit by the victim before the
killing.

He also confessed to taking some body parts of the victim and sharing it with his drinking buddies as "kinilaw," a local dish of raw meat slightly cooked with vinegar and ginger. Police said the three other suspects in the killing are now under protective custody.



via Hadi Yaacob