kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
kheru2006
kheru2006

Pick up your Jokes

These get better each time ... 

 Pak Lah, Najib and Samy V were patrolling in a helicopter

Samy: "if I drop a piece of RM1000 note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy"  


Najib:"if I throw two pieces of RM500notes down, it will make 2 person happy"
 
Pak Lah:"if I drop TEN pieces of RM100notes, there will be 10 happy people"
 
The pilot murmuring to himself:"why don't all of you just jump down from here, that makes 25 million people happy"


Samy V wish to enhance his reputation by publishing a series of stamps with his portraits
1 month after the launch, Samy surveys its sales  Post Office Chief:::"not bad... but quite number of complaints that the glue is not strong enough"
 
Samy:  :"really...? "


He spits at the back of the stamp and sticks the stamp on an envelope "the glue is ok"


Post Office Chief::  "but... every one spits on the face of the stamp ...."

 

Midnight, Najib went for supper and bumped into a robber

Robber: "give me all your money!!"

Najib was very angry:"I am the honorable Deputy Prime  Minister! " Better behave yourself"

Robber:: " well, then ... return all my money"

 
 
One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the hospital.

The reporters were at the hospital, the  doctor shook his head "we have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."                   


Reporters:"How about Najib?"

Doctor:"we were unable to rescue him either ..."

Reporters:"who have you saved?"

The doctor was excited:" Malaysia is saved now"

 
Samy V visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients hurray for him but there is one patient who ignored Samy

Samy:"why does he not welcome me?"

Doc: "He is normal today (not insane)



Election campaign time -- accident

A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead. He buried all the passengers (politicians) .

Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where all the politicians were, "Have they all died?"

Farmer:" hmmm, Samy was screaming that he is still alive when I buried him"


Police" why you buried him anyway?"

Farmer"because Samy never tells the truth"

 

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