kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
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An Italian Girl

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. H er husband drives her to the airport and wishes  her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
"So, honey, how the trip was?" 
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to  my present?"
 "Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"


via nikman
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