The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
"So, honey, how the trip was?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"