kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
kheru2006
kheru2006

Beca dan Berita

Situasi sebenar : Seorang nenek pegi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati di tempat kejadian.


Buletin Utama - "Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari."


Harian Metro - "Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan."


Utusan Malaysia - "Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?"


Harakah - "Kami tiada beca."


Malaysiakini - "Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan makan rasuah."


Twitter @ NajibRazak - "Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi 1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!"


Blog Melayu paranoid - "Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati dilanggar beca."


Ibrahim Ali - "Sampai bila kita nak tengok nenek-nenek Melayu mati dilanggar beca akibat ubi orang Cina dan India? Melayu perlu bangun menentang!"


Pancaindera - "Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru David Teo, Beca Gangster."


Mastika - "Misteri penarik beca: Temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi."


Samy Vellu - "Beca tak bayar tol dicari."






Sumber: nampsk
Tags: jokes
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