kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,

Chinese Jews - Pao Pao

 *Chinese Jews*

 Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were  sitting in a Chinese
 restaurant in Shanghai

 "Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews  in China ?"
 "I don't know," Oscar replied.
 "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

 When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there  any Chinese Jews here
 in Shanghai ?"
 "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter  replied, and he went into the kitchen.

 He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No  Chinese Jews."
 "Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
 "I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

 While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe  there are no Jews in
 China , our people are scattered everywhere."

 When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese  Jews."

 "Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again.
 "I cannot believe there are no  Chinese Jews."

 "Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied  exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one  ever hear of  Chinese Jews! If you want, we have
Chinese Tea.

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