kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,

Some Jokes

Ugly Kid

A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically. He says, "Lady, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. It looks like a monkey. What an ugly kid."

The lady freaks out, and goes running into the next car sobbing uncontrollably. The conductor sees her and comes over to her to console her. He says, "Lady, relax...things are going to be all right...we'll get off at the next stop, get a cup of coffee...maybe we'll even find a banana for your monkey."

Weeping little boy

A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tears are streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him. "What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?"

 "It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned all four little kittens we had yesterday!"

 "That's awful indeed !", the lady replied angrily, "Your father is a real bastard!'

 "Yes", said the little boy, "He had promised to me that I could do it."

Fairy Tales begin with

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"

And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

 Pearl Necklace

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

Heaven Questions

This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.

Guy: "Why are girls so pretty?"
God: "So you'll like them."

Guy: "Why are girls soft?"
God: "So you'll like them."

Guy: "Why are girls so dumb?"
God: "So they'll like you."


 "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <>


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