kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,

Doggie Do

A sheepherder named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote   mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW   advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,   RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks   the "cowboy", 'If I tell you exactly how many   cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a   calf?'

  Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his   peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'
  The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook  computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone,  and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, w here he calls up   a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he  then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in   an ultra-high-resolution photo.
  The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe   Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in  Hamburg , Germany
  Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that   the image has been processed and the data stored. He then  accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
  spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few  minutes, receives a response.
  Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his   hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns   to the "cowboy" and says, 'You have exactly   1,586 cows and calves.'
  'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my  calves,' says Bud.
  He watches the young man select one of the animals and  looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of  his car.
  Then the Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell  you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my  calf?'
  The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,  'Okay, why not?'
  'You're a U.S.Congressman from Washington, D.C.,  says Bud.
  'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie,  'but how did you guess that?'
  'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy.  'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you  want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question  I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me  you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is
  a herd of sheep. .
  Now give me back my dog. 


Shikin H <"mohd.sahrom abdul rahim" <


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