kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,

6 Phases of Working (Which stage are you at ???)

Phase 1
You are listening to jazz --  Your first day at work is great 
Your co-workers  are wonderful, your office is cute, 
you love your boss,  and your President is the best! 
Phase 2 
You  are listening to pop music -- After a while you are   
so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going  anymore. 
Phase  3 
You  are listening to heavy metal -- 
This is what  happens after about SIX Months! 
Phase 4 
You  are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due  to stress, 
you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise  because you are so 
tired and have so much work to do and  when you get home you have more work to do. 
You feel  sluggish and suffer from constipation. 
Your fellow  co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of  your cubicle are closing in. 
Phase 5
You  are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- 
After more time  passes, your eyes start to twitch, 
you forget what a 'good  hair day' feels like as you 
just fall out of bed and load  up on caffeine. 

Phase 6 
You  are listening to the voices in your head -- 
You  have locked the office door to keep people out, 
You wonder  WHY you are even here in the first 
place and WHY did I  come to work today!   

Laugh often, long and  loud. 
Laugh until you gasp for  breath. 
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with them  


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