kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
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Definitions From Sharifah's Dictionary


Not sure if these are in the dictionary.

 


ADULT: 
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR: 
A place where women curl up and dye

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CANNIBAL: 
Someone who is fed up with people

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CHICKENS: 
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 


COMMITTEE: 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST: 
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 


EGOTIST: 
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF: 
Cold Storage. 


INFLATION: 
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 


MOSQUITO: 
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN: 
Grape with a sunburn. 


SECRET: 
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON: 
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE: 
The pain that drives you to extraction. 


TOMORROW: 
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

 YAWN: 
An honest opinion openly expressed.

 

and MY Personal Favorite!! 

WRINKLES: 
Something other people have.
 


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