kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
kheru2006
kheru2006

Where to Cross The Border ? ~ Rewind



  
  If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
  You get 12 years Hard Labour.
   
  If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
  You Are Detained Indefinitely.
   
  If You Cross The Afghan Border
  Illegally, You Get Shot.
   
  If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
  You Will Be Jailed.
   
  If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
  You May Never Be Heard Again.
   
  If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
  You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
   
  If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
  You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
   
  If You Enter Britain Illegally
  You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
   
  If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
  
  YOU GET:
   
  -  MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
  -  A Driving License,
  -  Voting Rights
  -  Job Reservation,
  -  Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
  -  Credit Cards,
  -  Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
  -  Free Education,
  -  Free Health Care,
 
 Oh Malaysia , what a great country!!

  Saya Anak Bangsa Malaysia  http://sayaanakbangsamalaysia.net/

via "nirmala devi"
 

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