kheru2006 (kheru2006) wrote,
kheru2006
kheru2006

New Alphabet




 
                    A is for apple, and B is for boat,

 


A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, 

 

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,

H  High blood pressure-We'd rather it low;
I  For incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
 
L
 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory; we forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;

P for prescriptions. We have quite a few,
Just give us a pill and we'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;

W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year we are left here behind,

We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.




IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY. 
IF NOT, YOUR TURN WILL COME! 


 



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