ME and MY BOSS
When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
"but nowadays, if your boss takes a long time just hit him/her because definitely the boss is a 'nerd'"
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
"but nowadays, jot down date and time and send the report to higher authorities"
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
"again , dont give face, anything you do ensure that it's in black and white , and if the boss try to say it's his/hers, the lies will be reveal"
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,
"just tell 'my boss' that he/she is registered to 'hell'"
When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.
"again jot down and wait for the write time to expose his/her doings and let see who's going to pee later"
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.
"snap photos of the boss on where he/she goes .. then spread the news thru the internet"
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
"don't worry, when he/she is really sick pray that he/she will suffer"
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
"ensure a bobby trap is ready for him/her when he/she comes back to work"
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
He never forgets
"call him/her and ensure he/she gets a punch or kick from you so that he/she will remember that he/she is not the only boss around"
what to do?????????????
"Dont be so stupid and naive to let 'the boss' do anything on you, he/she is also getting the payroll (especially in the government services); don't give face to the boss , outwit the boss and play a smart game .. all the best" .
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